1/23/14

so w0w. It was my friends birthday last night (a different friend) and we had a great time. I want cookies. But it was nice and fun. Then I stayed at my best friends house. I'm sew glad the end of the semester is over because i hate school and all of it sucks. But I'm half way to graduating so I'm happy. (or at least i think so oops) My skyward was broken like half of the school year so i missed stuff but it's okay cause i did it. Even though i hate actually doing work it's going to be so weird not going to school ever again. It's so creepy and good but yet sad...I'm not going to be in high school any longer. It's all over. Time to grow up and be real. w0w. It's cool but scary and weird. I think I'm going to miss being a high school-er...it's a somewhat stable environment which is kinda comforting but makes me feel wierd w0w look at me being 3m0+10nal im sew cool. anyways that was emotional if you couldn’t tell the spelling. so I so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so wanna go eat some food right now so t t y l b l o g g e r z o n l i n e *.

1/22/14 w0w i blogged all semester

So I love pizza. Pizza is like so so so so so good. The cheese, sauce, crust, and toppings. It all just comes over me like a warm cloud of comfort and culinary reassurance. Most of my experiences with pizza have been nice and happy and very delicious. I love most all pizza. Even though I have had some experiences where I tried weird pizza. I once had a thai pizza and It was a little bit weird for my taste. It had like carrots and a weird spicy sauce. It was a little extra for my taste. But I like most pizza. I feel like if pizza were a person, that I would marry and love them forever. and eat them. Cause that person would be delicious and I couldn’t be able to keep from eating them. I love sausage and pepperoni on my pizza. It’s the best. I like when pizza is priced good too. I never go to pizza hut because they are too expensive and always give me diarrhea. I love to eat any pizza though. I like dominos the best. They have mad good crust. It’s like amazing. It tastes like a good explosion. Anyways, pizza is very very good and delicious and it’s also very very very very good and delicious. I think everyone likes pizza and I think for the most part pizza likes everyone. Pizza is just like gold. It is the food of champions and is amazing and delicious and so so so so good.

1/21/14

I'm bout that H, town coming coming down

I'm coming down, drippin' candy on the ground

H, H, Town, Town, I'm coming down

Coming, coming down, dripping candy on the ground

We teach girls to shrink themselves

To make themselves smaller

We say to girls

"You can have ambition

But not too much

You should aim to be successful

But not too successful

Otherwise you will threaten the man"

Because I am female

I am expected to aspire to marriage

I am expected to make my life choices

Always keeping in mind that

Marriage is the most important

Now marriage can be a source of

Joy and love and mutual support

But why do we teach girls to aspire to marriage

And we don't teach boys the same?

We raise girls to each other as competitors

Not for jobs or for accomplishments

Which I think can be a good thing

But for the attention of men

We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings

In the way that boys are

Feminist: the person who believes in the social

Political, and economic equality of the sexes

You wake up, flawless

Post up, flawless

Ride round in it, flawless

Flossin on that, flawless

This diamond, flawless

My diamond, flawless

This rock, flawless

My rock, flawless

I woke up like this

I woke up like this

We flawless, ladies tell 'em

I woke up like this

I woke up like this

We flawless, ladies tell 'em

Say I, look so good tonight

Say I, look so good tonight

You wake up, flawless

Post up, flawless

Ride round in it, flawless

Flossin on that, flawless

This diamond, flawless

1/20/14

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1/19/14 I SAW A GHOST LAST NIGHT

I'm legit like so scared.

So like I was with my friend on my way to our other friends house and she said she felt like ghosts or paranormal stuff was following her and how it scared her...and I thought it was so funny and laughed at her so hard. Then we arrive.  

So I'm at my friends house with my two friends when we decide to make a snap chat video and then suddenly out of nowhere these circle lights made a swirl on the wall of my friends room and then disappeared and we all freaked out and it WAS SO SO SO SO SCARY LIKE I COULD NOT BREATHE and then we looked up what we just saw and it said that was the beginning stage of a paranormal being in the area. O M G I'M LIKE FORREAL SCARED.

Is this real life. like i dont even care if this is 250 words cause i'm that scared right now as we speak tbh

help

1/18/14 poop

So I love food. I love these new chips that are so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so good. They are hot picante Doritos and they are amazing. Hot, red fireballs of deliciousness are flooding my mouth right now. This is tasting so so good. I think I might make some beef top ramen later. I think that sounds good. Like amazing. Wait no. I want a energy drink. My battle still continues. So goodbye. But I still need more words so watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon. Happy sunday everyone! Creative writing is almost over!!! watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon ye

1/17/14 i woke up lyke dis

Once there was a hot dog and a hamburger that met at community college, they hit it off and became close friends fast. The hot dog and hamburger found out they have a close bond and shared many interests and similar backgrounds. They felt a strong physical attraction to each other even though some people had told them at they couldn’t date because hamburgers and hot dogs were not meant to be. They kept their deep love a secret which made their relationship more exciting and thrilling. They were hopelessly and violently in love. From friendship to infatuation, from infatuation to love, from love to lust! It was getting sersious! It didn’t matter that one was a hot dog and one was a hamburger. They were in love and that’s all that mattered. Just two people who cared for each other. They were inseprable. Soon people began to become suspicious of the hot dog and the hamburger and what they were up too. They couldn’t hide their love for each other, it was gushing out like hot lava. Soon the hamburger;s family found out about his undying love for the hot dog and kicked him out of the house. Rejecting the fact he fell in love with a hot dog! So sad. He was very upset. Hot dog cheered him up and told him they were going to leave to Las Vegas. They got married and made a new life for themselves in Vegas where everyone excepted them. They started their own law firm and lived happily ever after :)

1/16/14

So today is my friends birthday so I’m gonna go see her. I hope I pass all my semester classes cause I need to graduate I can’t stay in school another year or else I’m going to go insane. I need to get out of here. O M G. So I watched American Idol last night cause I stayed home and it’s so boring.  The judges suck. My baby Mariah Carey wasn’t even a good judge last year…I guess it was American Idols lowest ratings ever and I believe it. Like 90 percent of all the people who audition for American Idol are either ugly or boring or most of the time BOTH. Barely anyone that comes off that show actually make records and have good careers. Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, and maybe a few others have actually made it. The rest are flops and add to the flop career graveyard of American Idol rejects. I Haven’t really seen the show in years but I like to watch the bad singers (am I mean help) in the auditioning process. They think they are sooooo good but they just suck hahah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. Too funny. I feel bad.  Most of the people on that show these days are country hicks who flop right after the finale.  I would never go on american idol that’s just too much for me I feel like I would have chronic diarrhea everyday and my nerves would kill me. 

1/15/14 lorde have mercy

So I bought this cake today that says “It’s OK if ur gay” bahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahaha hah ah ah aha ha ha. So funny! I love my mom she’s so nice. So I’m having a problem and I need help. So I have had a energy drink pretty much everyday since the 8th grade. I’m a senior now. That’s alot of energy drinks and caffeine. I’m totally addicted to caffeine. I get headaches without it. I need it. But energy drinks are so so so bad for me and I can’t drink coffee cause it makes me sick. So I’m trying to stop. But it’s really hard. It’s really really really really really really really hard. I’m addicted. And I need to stop. I’ve tried like a million things and I need to stop. I feel like it’s coming up soon and I need to stop before I get sick cause all the caffiene gives me crazy bad anxiety and heart racing and acid reflux which all suck and i’m just sitting here like O M G forreal is this happening it’s 2014. This is out of hand i can’t even...like….wow. I need to stop being such a crack head and drink water like everyone else and stop trippin about body chemicals and stuff. My goodness. I am to to to to to to much sometimes L O L. Yeah. I need help but at least I’m not smoking ciggarettes.

1/14/14

So my best friend got this new place and it’s so so so so so so so nice and I live there like part time. His roomies are really cool and I’m jealous of all of my friends because all they all have their own places and I’m still at home with my parents so I D K. I’m still going through school so I guess I get a pass maybe. All my friends are out of school. And they have their own lives and places. And I have a job I just need to get out maybe. But I do need to focus on school and graduate and stuff of that nature. So I’m deciding to maybe. So I need to get something to drink cause my mouth is dry. I’m trying not to drink really nasty stuff cause I have bad acid reflux and I need to preserve my voice and make sure it’s nice and healthy. So I haven’t been to my vocal class in a long time cause I can’t afford it. Poop. So I have a big CD collection and I need to sell some maybe to get some extra coins. I’m broke right now. I need to go to the store today and take the bus to janzen beach. Ifff I lettt you knowww you can’t tell nobody cause i’m not just anybody. I’m listening to that song and I love it cause it’s a classic. I love the baby sounds lmao. Buh bye internet.

1/13/14 random thoughts + musik

So I’m listening to Whitney Houston right now. Her voice was good when she first came out but I feel like drugs and cigarettes deteriorated her voice pretty fast in her life. By the time she died her voice was like non existent. Mariah Carey still sounds bomb and has maintained her voice for more than 20 years. I like her music a lot better and she writes and produces her own music. Poor Whitney she was good but drugs killed her L I’m so glad Mariah didn’t do drugs or anything weird like that…Cause she still slays and is awesome. So I miss going to the recording studio soo soo soo so so so so so so much. It’s so expensive and I don’t need any work done right now but I love being in the studio and I love the atmosphere. It’s like my favorite place in the world. When I’m creating in the studio I feel at peace with myself. I know right lmao. But I love the studio. I love the studios here in the northwest, My favorite is sound lab in Gresham. All the people there are awesome and really cool. And They have great prices. The last time I was in the studio was in august in LA. And that was fun. But I need to go soon. I might take engineering classes at sound lab soon possibly which would be cool. So I’m going to go t bed now peace out interent. Kuwaiii

1/12/14 SUNDAEFUNDA

So nobody reads my blogs. I hate people who lash out on others. It's not my fault that you aren't mature enough to deal with your own problems, sooooo please don't put them on me. Thanks. I woke up like dis. Some guy on mill plain is smoking two cigarettes and comes up to me asking if I have a cig he could have. No. This has been a crazy year. Went to LA, got signed, met amazing new friends, got on the dubstep charts with my best friend, got our sony deal. Can't wait for 2014 Better and bigger to come. I’m tasty. THIS LADY is so creepy I see her all over downtown vancouver and Portland. Cackling to herself with her clown makeup and bag collection. SOOOOOOOO these are my facebook status lately. Cause my life is on facebook. I’ve become obsessed with instagram and everyone needs to know about my life and stuff that happens to me. And I’m bored with twitter but Mckenna follows me. Ya. I need to go to bed cause I have school tommorow. Oh poop. I love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love and love love love love love my mom and my best friend they are awesome and I love water cause it’s good for your skin and hydrates you. So I’m going to go to bed now. Goodnight blog world. I need more words so BLAH BLAH.

1/11/14 life and tacos

So I’m really really really really really craving mexican food. Like real mexican food. Not like Taco Bell. Even though Taco Bell is really good. I would really like something like Muchas Gracias right now. That sounds amazing. Oh my gosh. I would die to have some. I don’t want anything else. But I have a really big problem right now. I’m dirt poor. I have no money. I have run out of funds. All my money in my bank account is gone and I don’t know when I’m getting paid. Oh no. And everyone I know doesn’t have money. So poop. I need mexican food IV hooked up to my arm right now and I don’t have a dime. I’m so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so upset. If you're reading this you are allowed to buy me mexican food and I like a ton of hot sause. Sometimes I have money and I walk by a Muchas Gracias near my friends house and I have a internal struggle to waste my hard earned money on greasy fast food that I’m going to poop out in the next few hours. And the battle is never ending. Yum. I really want Who Song’s and Larry’s. They are downtown and have authentic, good and yummy mexi food. I also love Qdoba. YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM yum yum yum. And Don Taco. 

1/10/14 um wat is life

So I pretty much live like part time between 16th ST and fourth plain. I go to fourth plain like at least every other day. It takes me an hour and two busses to get there. I’m learning more and more about the interesting side of town in vancouver. It’s pretty special let me tell you. Teenage hoodlums and meth heads running around all over town looking for drugs and stuff. Tweakers everywhere! It’s too much. Evergreen park is on fourth plain and some girl got decapitated with an axe!! What!!! Right? I’m scared. I walk through there at night. It’s gross. And crazy stuff happens on the bus, Last night some guy peed his pants on the seat and then when he left some lady sat right in it. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew that’s foul. It was nasty. Crazy meth heads arguing with the bus driver. Fourth plain is crazy. People shouldn’t throw their lives away. Doing drugs is bad. I love going to the mall though because the mall is so cute and idk. I’ve been going to the mall for forever and I actually buy stuff and try not to be a mall rat. Ew. So yeah. Idk. Mall rats are ratch and gross and I don’t want to be one. But anyways, I do love my hometown of nasty vancouver washington and I think I’m going to miss the crazy adventures, bums, tweakers, rain and familiarity. 

1/9/14 i like food

So I love pizza. Pizza is like so so so so so good. The cheese, sauce, crust, and toppings. It all just comes over me like a warm cloud of comfort and culinary reassurance. Most of my experiences with pizza have been nice and happy and very delicious. I love most all pizza. Even though I have had some experiences where I tried weird pizza. I once had a thai pizza and It was a little bit weird for my taste. It had like carrots and a weird spicy sauce. It was a little extra for my taste. But I like most pizza. I feel like if pizza were a person, that I would marry and love them forever. and eat them. Cause that person would be delicious and I couldn’t be able to keep from eating them. I love sausage and pepperoni on my pizza. It’s the best. I like when pizza is priced good too. I never go to pizza hut because they are too expensive and always give me diarrhea. I love to eat any pizza though. I like dominos the best. They have mad good crust. It’s like amazing. It tastes like a good explosion. Anyways, pizza is very very good and delicious and it’s also very very very very good and delicious. I think everyone likes pizza and I think for the most part pizza likes everyone. Pizza is just like gold. It is the food of champions and is amazing and delicious and so so so so good.